Next Diagnosis: The Lesbian Play
Patient: The Lesbian Play
Symptoms: guns, lipstick, sass, ass
Diagnosis: Nuts
Next Diagnosis: Refugee Rhapsody
Patient: Refugee Rhapsody
Symptoms: star-struck, poverty-stricken
Diagnosis: It came from the bargain bin.
The Blerg: How to Create a Pseudonym, Pen Name, or Stage Name for Business.
A stage name is a personified keyword. Think beyond SEO or PPC. When you’re discussed word-to-mouth, your intrigue is more than a PageRank metric.
"Who is This 'Handsome' Dr. 2?" The Story of Angel Doctor 2
Up high in the sky, there is an afterlife utopia named Heaven. In this undiscovered country, most deluxe restaurants close at nine. Parking tickets have triple digits. Pollution tints the clouds gray.
Next Diagnosis: It's Always the Quiet Ones
Patient: It’s Always the Quiet Ones
Symptoms: swipe left, swipe right
Diagnosis: meant to swipe left
The Blerg: The Guide to Electric Unicycle Maintenance, 2020 Edition
The electric unicycle is a powerhouse of stats and capability: green, fast, far-reaching, portable, and stylish. Even with its showroom of features, it does not need to compromise heavily with maintenance costs.
Next Diagnosis: Shadows
Patient: Shadows
Symptoms: lights on, lights off
Diagnosis: lights out
The Doctor's Letter: Patients Afflicted with COVID-19 (Paranoia)
Even though the Doctor washes his hands, and hair, and exfoliates his skin, before every surgery, patients have been refusing contact with the Doctor.
The Blerg: Taking a Byte Out of Apple Inc.
Common and deluxe consumers pay the 'Apple Tax' to receive deluxe products. They don't want to be a part of toyish business model for sophisticated gimmicks.
The Blerg: The Blerginning
Around the time Sarah Palin had debuted the first gen iPhone, I was more than a child, but less than a grown-up thing.