Press Release
Press Release
One complete, formatted press release, ready for journalistic review. Unlimited word count. Distribution is not included.
A press release details a product, service, or news release to a journalist or other staff with the chance their house will publish the story. Press releases must meet formal guidelines and play up intriguing content to command the attention of a swamped news professional.
PR debuts go great with an article or blog.
See below for product details and FAQ.
Extras
Consumer Critique
$20.00
Dedicated Delivery
$30.00
Anonymous Attribution
$25.00
Included Images
$50.00
Details
Bob can create a press release for the following genres and more:
Gaming
Fashion
Medical
Real Estate
Law & Legal
Pets
Kiddies & Parenting
Music
Cars
Theater art
Business
Politics
Finance
Sports
DIY
Fitness
Lifestyle
Travel
Divine Junk Food
Electric Unicycles
Gov’t, municipal, state, federal
Who buys a press release?
A press release isn’t a last minute memo. If your headline, intro, and header image isn’t hitting the ground running, neither is your journalist. Bob Bohemian knows how to write for the Big Cheese who’s going to make the decision on your publication, not the second-duty interns who won’t let it pass the recycle bin.
Examples:
A dairy facility released a new ice-cream product through a themed carnival for kids. Their PR was a win-win for the journalist because it was easy to command an audience for a free, fun event.
A shoe shop kept getting robbed of their shoes overnight. The kicker—hah—was that only the left shoe was taken in all heists. The “One Footed Burglar” made for an interesting local story in the press. The curiosity increased foot—hah—traffic in the shop.
A computer company released a software update that everyone hates. Their lead rival company released a software update that everyone loves. The many included quotes convinced the journalist that the “love” and “hate” was legitimate. No follow-up interview = less work.
Let a writer write for a writer.
Anything less than a perfect format will torpedo your ability to gain the confidence of a journalist. A professional publication won’t promulgate an unprofessional business—lest you want toxic news coverage.
Your PR is the first and final draft.
Much of your writing in the PR will end up in print. The more comprehensive your submission, from business info to editing propriety, the less work your journalist senses in your project, thus making you a more attractive candidate for publication.
Features
The Right Writes™ Unlimited Revisions
Bob will work with your Stuff until you receive the Right Writes. Work product is guaranteed to fit all project standards and circumstances, or else receive a full refund—including processing fees.
Less Than One Week Turnaround
Bob aims to have most projects he takes on done in one week, tops. That includes the revision process.
No Word Salad
All writing is unique AND original, rather than a pointless variability, or “spinning,” of another’s content to disguise plagiarism.
Multi-tier Proofreading
Bob specializes in grammatical style and usage of the Queen’s English—God bless Her.
Naturally SEO Dense Language
From alt text to meta data, Bob knows how to make friends with Google crawlbots who appraise your online content to dictate its rank and relevance to your audience’s search results.
FAQ
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