Patient: The Lesbian Play, by Riley McCarthy [Dr. 2's Diagnosis]
Patient: The Lesbian Play
Health Rating: β β β
Symptoms: guns, lipstick, sass, ass
Diagnosis: Nuts
Read MorePatient Refugee Rhapsody, by Yussef El Guindi, Dr. 2's Diagnosis
Patient: Refugee Rhapsody
Health Rating: β β
Symptoms: star-struck, poverty-stricken
Diagnosis: It came from the bargain bin.
Read MorePatient It's Always the Quiet Ones, by Sharai Bohannon, Dr. 2's Diagnosis
Patient: Itβs Always the Quiet Ones
Health Rating: β β β β
Symptoms: swipe left, swipe right,
Diagnosis: meant to swipe left
Read MorePatient Deadheads by Ali Viterbi, Dr. 2's Diagnosis
Patient: Deadheads
Health Rating: β‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈ
Symptoms: damn hippies, damn doobies, damn boats, damn hippies with doobies on boats
Diagnosis: One More Hit
Read MoreDr. 2's Surgery with EthiopianAmerica at the Victory Gardens Theater
Patient: EthiopianAmerica
Health Rating: β β β β β
Symptoms: traditional, modern, tramodernal, assimilation blues
Diagnosis: Domestic smiling
Read MoreDr. 2's diagnosis of Elevator Girl by Donna Hoke
Patient: Elevator Girl
Health Rating: β β
Symptoms: elevator erections, elevator blowjays, elevator mystique
Diagnosis: Going down
Read MoreDr. 2's Surgery with 25/25 Anniversary Show at the Trap Door Theatre
Patient: 25/25 Anniversary Show
Health Rating: β β β β
Symptoms: mythic, absurd, raw
Diagnosis: Too spooky
Read MoreDr. 2's Surgery with Not for Sale at the Urban Theater Company
Patient: Not for Sale
Health Rating: β β β
Symptoms: We-got-the-gringos, we-got-some-Puerto-Ricans, we-got-it-all.
Diagnosis: Gringophobia
Read MoreDr. 2's Surgery with The Darkness After Dawn at the Factory Theater
Patient: The Darkness After Dawn
Health Rating: β β
Symptoms: Gunny McShooty, artistic duress, the Filth
Diagnosis: Cliches After Dawn
Read MoreNurse 911's diagnosis of Man of the People by Dolorez J Diaz
Patient: Man of the People
Health Rating: β β
Symptoms: randomness rashes, inexplicable self-elevation
Diagnosis: Jump Cut Contamination
Read MoreDr. 2's Surgery with Patient Red Bike at the Jedlicka Performing Arts Center
Patient: Red Bike
Health Rating: β β β
Symptoms: Yearninβ and peddlinβ
Diagnosis: Dude
Read MoreDr. 2's Surgery with Patient Monger at the Greenhouse Theater Center
Patient: Monger
Health Rating: β β β β
Symptoms: teenage angst, casual criminality, broken dreams
Diagnosis: Hobbyist
Read MoreDr. 2's surgery with patient The Aliens at the Collaboraction's Pentagon Theater
Patient: The Aliens
Health Rating: β β β β
Symptoms: second hand smoke, psychedelics, guitars
Diagnosis: Geniuses
Read MoreDr. 2's diagnosis of Breath Me In by Rachel Lynett
Patient: Breath Me In
Health Rating: β
Symptoms: explosion induced deafness, piano twinkling
Diagnosis: Neurosis
Read MoreDr. 2's surgery with patient (Not) Another Day at the Prop Thtr
Patient: (Not) Another Day
Health Rating: β β
Symptoms: plot hole, not whole, plot hole
Diagnosis: He-canβt-be-forced-to-leave
Read MoreDr. 2's surgery with patient ILY at the Greenhouse Theater
Patient: ILY
Health Rating: β β β
Symptoms: teenage lurv, bae time, homo love
Diagnosis: awkwaaaaaaaaaaardness.
Read MoreDr. 2's diagnosis of patient Man and Moon by Siena Marilyn Ledger
Patient: Man and Moon
Health Rating: β β
Legal Guardian: Playwright Siena Marilyn Ledger
Insurance: PagePay Plus
Symptoms: cancer, transsexualism, guitars and stars
Diagnosis: lunacy blues
Read MoreDr. 2's surgery with patient The Last Five Years at the Jedlicka Performing Arts Center
Patient: The Last Five Years
Health Rating: β β β β
Legal Guardian: Playwright and Composer Jason Robert Brown, Director Rachel Elise Johnson and Isaac Loomer. Music Director Annabelle Revak
Surname: Jedlicka Performing Arts Center
Address: 3801 South Central Ave., Cicero, 60804
Insurance: Paperkutz
Symptoms: "nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah"
Diagnosis: It's time to be happy
Read MoreDr. 2's diagnosis of patient The Brownings by Sam Henderson
Patient: The Brownings
Health Rating: β β
Legal Guardian: Playwright Sam Henderson
Insurance: Paperkutz
Symptoms: period blood, scotch, morphine, psychosis
Diagnosis: loco
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